The Election Mass Debates!

Well, with just over three weeks to go the political activity is certainly hotting up. Pork barrelling is the order of the day it seems. Rumour has it that every household will be receiving a set of steak (pork) knives courtesy of the Government any day now.

So far we have had three stimulating (???) debates between the two main parties.

At the moment the scorecard reads as follows:

- Kruddster shaded Little Johnny by a piece of earwax.
- The Swanster biffed big Pete Costello (where has the smirk gone???).
- Nicky R trounced Mad Monk Abbott even before he turned up!!

So 3-0 to the ALP at the halfway mark. Will Little Johnny and his band of merry persons (PC correct wording) be able to turn it around? Only time will tell. Will Channel Nine’s worm make any more appearances? Or will it be sleeping safely in Ray Martin’s toupee erm....I mean custody?

Yesterday, Mad Monk had a day that he would rather forget. Not only was he forced to apologise to a terminally ill patient, he then arrived late for the mass debate with Ms Roxon and then spewed forth the words ‘bulls**t’ when he realised that he forgot to set the DVD recorded to tape the ‘Bold and the Beautiful’.

Things are certainly hotting up. Can life get more exciting than this????